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function getAdsenseCode() {
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function getBlogName() {
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document.write(blogName);
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}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'March 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '236';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'burchismo: 3
cinema paradiso: 7
comix news: 48
conspiracy theories: 8
Cool Gadgets: 13
Darwin Award Candidate: 4
Executive Branch: 1
fearless leader: 8
fresh from my desk: 3
G.I. Joe: 10
hot news: 30
Judicial Branch: 2
Lava: 5
morning coffee: 33
oishii!: 17
target practice: 5
the cash machine: 7
the home front: 20
World News: 12
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' burchismo
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Executive Branch
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fresh from my desk
G.I. Joe
hot news
Judicial Branch
Lava
morning coffee
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target practice
the cash machine
the home front
World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' burchismo cinema paradiso comix news conspiracy theories Cool Gadgets Darwin Award Candidate Executive Branch fearless leader fresh from my desk G.I. Joe hot news Judicial Branch Lava morning coffee oishii! target practice the cash machine the home front World News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' burchismo
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conspiracy theories
Cool Gadgets
Darwin Award Candidate
Executive Branch
fearless leader
fresh from my desk
G.I. Joe
hot news
Judicial Branch
Lava
morning coffee
oishii!
target practice
the cash machine
the home front
World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' burchismo cinema paradiso comix news conspiracy theories Cool Gadgets Darwin Award Candidate Executive Branch fearless leader fresh from my desk G.I. Joe hot news Judicial Branch Lava morning coffee oishii! target practice the cash machine the home front World News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' burchismo
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Cool Gadgets
Darwin Award Candidate
Executive Branch
fearless leader
fresh from my desk
G.I. Joe
hot news
Judicial Branch
Lava
morning coffee
oishii!
target practice
the cash machine
the home front
World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' burchismo cinema paradiso comix news conspiracy theories Cool Gadgets Darwin Award Candidate Executive Branch fearless leader fresh from my desk G.I. Joe hot news Judicial Branch Lava morning coffee oishii! target practice the cash machine the home front World News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'burchismo
cinema paradiso
comix news
conspiracy theories
Cool Gadgets
Darwin Award Candidate
Executive Branch
fearless leader
fresh from my desk
G.I. Joe
hot news
Judicial Branch
Lava
morning coffee
oishii!
target practice
the cash machine
the home front
World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'burchismo cinema paradiso comix news conspiracy theories Cool Gadgets Darwin Award Candidate Executive Branch fearless leader fresh from my desk G.I. Joe hot news Judicial Branch Lava morning coffee oishii! target practice the cash machine the home front World News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'burchismo
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Cool Gadgets
Darwin Award Candidate
Executive Branch
fearless leader
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G.I. Joe
hot news
Judicial Branch
Lava
morning coffee
oishii!
target practice
the cash machine
the home front
World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'burchismo cinema paradiso comix news conspiracy theories Cool Gadgets Darwin Award Candidate Executive Branch fearless leader fresh from my desk G.I. Joe hot news Judicial Branch Lava morning coffee oishii! target practice the cash machine the home front World News ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
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Darwin Award Candidate
Executive Branch
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World News
';
document.write(categories);
}
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document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'All rights reserved.';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = '';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}